muttsys:

Theres something deepy wrong with me but it dodent matter. It dodentWait. The dodent🐁 holy shittttt 🐁🐁

(via petzel)

omtai:

astarsmindd:

omtai:

love pickles. a little pickle never killed nobody. Unless you’re in one. Then shit ain’t funny.

Scrolled came back read it again and cried laughing

Thank you for giving me another chance

(via egberts)

dazeylily:

a white guy on reddit implied that I was discriminating against white men, I told him that I am. he said “say no to hate, dawg” and I laughed so hard I almost threw up. say no to hate, dawg.

(via tamamita)

pointless-achievements:

parappa-raps:

woman-becomer:

parappa-raps:

woman-becomer:

parappa-raps:

woman-becomer:

parappa-raps:

woman-becomer:

I’m manifesting that you get a bag of chips today. your favorite chips

You’re manifesting that I get a bag of chips today! My favorite chips!

I’ll use my magic to send the chips your way. tostitos, doritos, and frito-lay

You’ll use your magic to send the chips my way!Tostitos, Doritos, and Frito-lay!

my magic is real, and you’re not being deceived

Your magic is real, and I’m not being deceived!

my chip magic works, you gotta believe!

Your chip magic works, I gotta believe!

Achievement Unlocked:

U Rappin’ Cool!

A Playstation classic, right here on Tumblr!

(via aikaikaik)

redstonedust:

redstonedust:

im glad that my extended family seem to be vaguely aware that im nonbinary but it makes christmas funny because most of my aunts have a very simply formula of “the girls get perfume and the boys get cologne” . and they seem to have realised they cant really do that for me, but havent come up with a consistent genderless solution yet. so each year is a delightful surprise. plain unbranded soap. those gloves with touch screen fingerpads. one year i got TWO different puzzle books. its a fascinating look into the minds of cis people and i appreciate it so much.

image

basically how i imagine the thought process. and honestly theyre not wrong.

(via girlviscera)


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