Theres something deepy wrong with me but it dodent matter. It dodentWait. The dodent🐁 holy shittttt 🐁🐁
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reblog with the first song on your spotify wrapped that is either made by or features a black artist! i’ll go first, mine is Other Guys by Liam Benzvi featuring Blood Orange
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What was the prompt
something US pop culture related, don’t remember the specifics
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love pickles. a little pickle never killed nobody. Unless you’re in one. Then shit ain’t funny.
Scrolled came back read it again and cried laughing
Thank you for giving me another chance
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DONATE TO THE SAMEER PROJECT 🕊️
Mosab Emad Ali, part of the heart of the Sameer Project, was also martyred recently. The organizers could use all the support they can get right now.
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a white guy on reddit implied that I was discriminating against white men, I told him that I am. he said “say no to hate, dawg” and I laughed so hard I almost threw up. say no to hate, dawg.
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I’m manifesting that you get a bag of chips today. your favorite chips
You’re manifesting that I get a bag of chips today! My favorite chips!
I’ll use my magic to send the chips your way. tostitos, doritos, and frito-lay
You’ll use your magic to send the chips my way!Tostitos, Doritos, and Frito-lay!
my magic is real, and you’re not being deceived
Your magic is real, and I’m not being deceived!
my chip magic works, you gotta believe!
Your chip magic works, I gotta believe!
Achievement Unlocked:
U Rappin’ Cool!
A Playstation classic, right here on Tumblr!
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im glad that my extended family seem to be vaguely aware that im nonbinary but it makes christmas funny because most of my aunts have a very simply formula of “the girls get perfume and the boys get cologne” . and they seem to have realised they cant really do that for me, but havent come up with a consistent genderless solution yet. so each year is a delightful surprise. plain unbranded soap. those gloves with touch screen fingerpads. one year i got TWO different puzzle books. its a fascinating look into the minds of cis people and i appreciate it so much.
basically how i imagine the thought process. and honestly theyre not wrong.
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When people jaywalk they are briefly taken over by the ghost of a deer
Notice how I never said it was bad, it’s Beautiful actually
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norbert, the aggrieved
ever-jovial barnaby
the great archibald
shrewd percival
timid constantine
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